Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
People are idiots, Leslie.
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.
I’m just gonna stay angry. I find that relaxes me.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your jazzy hands together for my man, Mr Duke Silver!